i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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