I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
