You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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