but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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