I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
please don't ironically join a cult
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