Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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