the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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