I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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