fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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