can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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