Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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