So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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