How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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