do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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