i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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