But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I just found puke in my bra..
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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