My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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