rhymes with "ouble enetration"
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
i out mim tonsoeep
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