I smell stomach acid.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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