nut hugger
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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