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some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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