Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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