she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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