goodnight i made you a song goodbye
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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