as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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