we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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