I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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