so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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