Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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