She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
My penis needs a shock collar
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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