Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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