does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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