her vagine was all disorganized.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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