check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Two words: nipple clamps
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