Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
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