Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
this will be a night to untag.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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