i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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