Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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