Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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