Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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