he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Rumble strips road head = magical
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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