kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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