What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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