Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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