READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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