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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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