he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Randomize