drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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