How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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