found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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