hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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