And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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