he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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