Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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