i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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