I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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