would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Randomize