i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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